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pjenderman:
a-spoon-full-of-creatures:
furbearingbrick:
next time someone complains modern cartoons are bad merely on the grounds that they’re “too absurd and silly”, show them this.
He punched a lightning in the dick
IN THE DICK!!!
WELL BLOWS ME DOWN

heyitspj:

time for some vintage memeing

timesforham:

thanks bonzi for reminding me again

ideal relationship goals:

me: hey you wanna come over and nap

them: yeah

asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

So um…

sonneillonv:

life-with-neo:
I found a baby Jackdaw in an alley way away from trees or roofs and I gave it some water
It took the water and then proceeded to follow me…
I picked it up and carried it as I was crossing roads
I then set it down in some grass and to my surprise it carried on following me
So I sat at a picnic bench and it tried hopping up so I put it on the table
(Neo jumped up too)
It refused to leave me alone and followed me HOME!
I tried to give it food and a set up for it.
I called RSPB and they told me to take it in as stray cats will kill it.
It is now in my room and very friendly to me
It’s name is Kali now. I will release it when it grows bigger and can fly it has the run of my room which I bird proofed
You are a blessed person and deserve to be blessed.

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.
It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.

dontberickdiculous:

baileef:
hello i would like 2 let u know my kitten has thumbs and she fully plans on dominating the world with them
please kiss her thumbs and tell her i hope she does a good job and that i love her very much

joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:
in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful